Rule #27

Fold your collar down. No. Really…fold it down. We mean it.

Rule #26

Ribbed tank tops aka "wife beaters" are meant to be worn under clothing. If you insist on looking like you walked off the set of 'American Me', do so in the privacy of your own home. I don’t want to see your man-nipples through your shirt.

Rule #25

When describing how a woman looks, do not use the words smokin' or bangin'. While you're at it, quit using the phrases "you so fine", hatorade, crackalackin' or "hella sick". How's this...Google the word "articulate". And no, its not in the Urban Dictionary.

Rule #24

Men don't wear capris. If the hemline of your pants are short enough for me to see your socks, then you need one of the following: legwarmers, shorter legs, or pants with length proportionate to your inseam. I recommend the latter.