Rule #20

Porn is not an appropriate selection for a dinner and a movie date. Period.

Rule #19

Bed linens neither change, nor wash themselves. Don't be disgusting.

Don't let your chick turn you into you a douchebag.

Exhibit A: Castration by License Plate Frame
"LOGAN'S DADDY, JENN'S HUBBY"...poor bastard.

Rule #18

Half of your disposable income should not be going towards a car payment.

Rule #17

Stella Artois is the Keystone of Belgium. You neither look awesome, nor more distinguished because you're drinking crappy beer in a cool glass.