Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Rule #30

Have some f*cking integrity. What ever happened to a man being as good as his word? Spineless, shady assholes bring douchebag status to a whole new low. Grow a set and stop being such a coward.

Rule #29

Don't ever use the words cohesive, synergy or bandwidth unless you're kissing ass at a pretentious, circle-jerk board meeting. And you're not "providing color" on something unless your tie-dying a shirt. You say 'innovation', I say, 'STFU'.