Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Rule #29

Don't ever use the words cohesive, synergy or bandwidth unless you're kissing ass at a pretentious, circle-jerk board meeting. And you're not "providing color" on something unless your tie-dying a shirt. You say 'innovation', I say, 'STFU'.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love your comments but I'd have to allow Bandwidth to be used in internet explanation to the previous generations....

Anonymous said...

"your" - as in ownership
"you're" as in YOU ARE.

Grammar - an essential ingredient to any publication.

The Boho Bird said...

"You're" an example why I created this blog.