Rule #22

Just because you happen to piss standing up, doesn’t mean you are excluded from the general practice and common decency of WASHING YOUR EFFING HANDS. If you are in-and-out of the mens room inside 30 seconds, we notice. And without a doubt, you are a nasty douchebag. In addition, the word "wash" implies there is "soap" present.

Rule #21

The word "dude" does not belong at the beginning of every semi-important or significant statement you make. Unless you are asking where you car is, do not start a sentence with, "Duuude"...douchebag.

Rule #20

Porn is not an appropriate selection for a dinner and a movie date. Period.

Rule #19

Bed linens neither change, nor wash themselves. Don't be disgusting.

Don't let your chick turn you into you a douchebag.

Exhibit A: Castration by License Plate Frame
"LOGAN'S DADDY, JENN'S HUBBY"...poor bastard.

Rule #18

Half of your disposable income should not be going towards a car payment.

Rule #17

Stella Artois is the Keystone of Belgium. You neither look awesome, nor more distinguished because you're drinking crappy beer in a cool glass.

Rule #16

Text messaging is not an appropriate form of adult communication. Quit being a passive f*cktard and place an actual phone call. It's called a voice, and its meant for more than belching the alphabet. Stop it.

Instructions: Removing Stickers from Baseball Hats

Rule #15

Your rims should not be worth more than your vehicle. Hubcaps should not be spinning on an 1987 Chevy Nova. That being said, spinning hubcaps always look douchey, no matter what the make of the car.