Pronunciation: \ˈdüsh\ə-ˈpä-kə-ˌlips\
Function: noun
1 a: a high-traffic area in which douchebags have gathered in a common place to strategically infiltrate an enclosed space with the intent to seek acceptance from each other; creating an environment where females have no clear path of escape. In a doucheapocoplypse climate, a female is literally asphyxiated by 'pathetic'. Chance of survival is tragically non-existent.
1 b: See “San Francisco Marina District”, “Jersey Shore”, “South Beach Miami”, “Upper Eastside, NY” or “Aspen, Colorado”.
2 comments:
You crack me up. The picture's awesome.
Unlike the Zombie apocalypse you can't simply shoot your way out of it. For some reason Douchebag hunting is not a legal sport.
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