Someone recently told me that I must be doing something to "attract" these Douchebags to obtain so much material. But the truth is, that is an inaccurate albeit a seemingly obvious assumption. I'm a single female, 32 years old, and a classic observationist. Articulating my thoughts into print has always been a passion of mine. Unfortunately for some, I make my nest and live in a world of thick, unfiltered, indiscriminating sarcasm. It's cozy here. We serve cookies.
Some people can handle it, some people don't get it - but those are not the people I write for. My average reader has above average intelligence with thick skin and a sizeable sense of humor - and those are the people I like to rock with. Everyone else can pretty much go f*ck themselves. But I digress.
I hope you see this blog for what it is and enjoy the hell out of it. If not, I suppose you can ignore and block - gotta love Facebook and its ability to passively hate, object and avoid people on the internet.
As I close this brief note, I'm reminded of one of my favorite quotations.
"If I have to explain it, is it still considered sarcasm?"
Rock out with your cock out! (aka Rule violation #42)
Jenn
4 comments:
ok, can you please write a rule (if you have not already) about men who throw temper tantrums when you do not give them a relationship and use horrible comments to further make the case of why you do not wish to be with them!
This is so lame. Nice to see you use your hands instead of your mouth to express yourself. Much more pleasant!!! Oh Good business idea...little side pockets in your boot covers for a muzzle!!! Big Market for those.
Oh Randy...don't get bent out of shape because my Douchebag rules hit a little too close to home. Maybe your reading comprehension is less than adequate. The fact you think this is “lame” only serves to illustrate why “My average reader has above average intelligence”. But that's quite alright by me - assclowns like you give me new material time, and time, and time again. Stay tuned…you may learn something.
I stumbled on this blog by total accident. I love it keep it up babes.
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